Jasmine
Contacting Jasmine
Federation handle:
@jasmine@chaosfem.tw
Jasmine's Information
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pronouns |
she/her |
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class |
technically a cryptid |
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modifiers |
flirty, shifty, recondite, acute |
Jasmine's Bio
Changeling baby emerita and single mum to a preschooler. Neuroqueer relationship anarchist but being really weird about it. Toots untoot.
Jasmine's Posts
Jasmine has 195 posts.
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In response to this posttry me
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In response to this posttransition selfies thread
August, 2 years! I started walking for several hours per day, for both my mental and physical health.
There are so many mornings now when I wake up, put on my old worn out glasses, go to the bathroom and see a girl in the mirror. It's so joyful! Even if it's still sometimes confusing after so many years thinking that this was impossible. It clearly isn't though. 🥰
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Here's some music I made. I'm pinning this and will update it if I publish more. I'll try naming the genres—but I kind of consider all of it to be nu jazz.
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Hiii! #introduction (boosts welcome!)
To you queers I'm Jasmine [ʝasˈmiːn], neuroqueer baby emerita and silly mum to a lovely preschooler.
Most of my life was about music, until I eventually switched to philosophy, and then to politics, and eventually to myself. There's been a bunch of special interests and uncountable hyperfixations, and I've likely moved on from more things than most approach in the first place.
I'm on a mental health journey, uncovering, recovering, untangling and rebraiding my whole life. It is really taking me places. And I love the person I'm becoming! So I post a lot of selfies, but the changes on the inside are honestly the best ones. I'm learning so much every day!! 🥰
I'm a relationship anarchist! Flirting is fun as long as everybody's reading the room—just don't make it weirder than me please.
Lots of love! 💕
[image CW: eye contact]
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My important trans threads!
These three were pinned individually before, but I want to pin other things too, so I'm linking them instead now.
The quote that made me accept myself
On trans joy as the solution
Transitioning is an act of radical self-love
1/
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crass consciousness
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fascism, uspol, war rhetoric
Drumming up a panicky sense of volatility and impending doom is super facilitative of declaring a state of emergency that will never end.
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other bodily odour
ok but this guy right here on this bus is straight up just farting though, and should really increase his coriander intake
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Jasmine's super quick crash course on how to use antiperspirants:
That's it.
Here's the advanced course:
I've been there! Good luck!
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HRT (mine), body odour (not mine)
post-transition smell adventures: "omg this guy is using a literal tonne of men's perfu–OKAY I SEE WHY HE DOES THAT NOW GOODNESS”
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honestly, whenever I get a reply from someone on mastodon.social who isn't my mutual, my first impulse is to block them.
but that's unfair, so I read their reply too! and then, nine times out of ten, my first impulse is to block them.
but maybe that's unfair too? so sometimes I'll think about it and maybe look at their posting history. and then, nine times out of ten, my first impulse is to block them.
usually that's what I do at that point, but sometimes I don't. and when I don't, nine times out of ten, I come to regret it later.
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honk tuah 🪿
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I feel so light ⛅☁️💨🌪️🫨
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surprisingly slow process, but we're down to 50% now!
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@bri_seven ow my spoon drawer 🥲
but I need to figure it out now when I don't have an online repository anymore
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@bri_seven yeah, static html works for my use case too... maybe? the browser's search function is good enough. it all hinges on whether the page gets too big. that's the part I'm not sure about. the json file definitely is at ~10,000 posts already
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@len I've been using moshidon exclusively for like a year now (2018 and 2024 phones) and only encountering one bug. it's good to know that this isn't the only experience of it.
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In response to this post@salad_bar_breath my quota is closer to the opposite.
still relatable
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@bri_seven I've been thinking so many times about making a program that parses that horrific oneliner. I haven't done much coding ever (I promise it's the truth I would never lie la la la la 🙉), but almost all the stuff I've ever made had been centered on munching XML or JSON data and restructuring it into useful output. so I think most of the work would actually be the part where I set up the (Scheme) environment where my tools work. glueing them together to resequence that JSON file into something more easily usable is the quick part. (I even have a name for it, tektes.scm, since it's thawing mammoths. :p)
but then I need a useful way to access all those posts via a static website, one that doesn't use more RAM than that it works on mobile, and that's much less my thing. so I never started working on this.
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Fraulein Chimichanga 🖖🏼
Jasmine BoostedFalse alarm, it WAS President evil! Thanks @jasmine
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Jasmine BoostedIf I don't regret this now I'm going to regret it later.
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@bri_seven it's fine ❤️
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@bri_seven (it's already down from over 22k to less than 20k
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@bri_seven it's a bit late, but be my guest 😊
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