Jasmine

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@jasmine@chaosfem.tw

Jasmine's Information

pronouns

she/her

class

technically a cryptid

modifiers

flirty, shifty, recondite, acute

Jasmine's Bio

Changeling baby emerita and single mum to a preschooler. Neuroqueer relationship anarchist but being really weird about it. Toots untoot.

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try me



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transition selfies thread

August, 2 years! I started walking for several hours per day, for both my mental and physical health.

There are so many mornings now when I wake up, put on my old worn out glasses, go to the bathroom and see a girl in the mirror. It's so joyful! Even if it's still sometimes confusing after so many years thinking that this was impossible. It clearly isn't though. 🥰



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Here's some music I made. I'm pinning this and will update it if I publish more. I'll try naming the genres—but I kind of consider all of it to be nu jazz.



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Hiii! (boosts welcome!)

To you queers I'm Jasmine [ʝasˈmiːn], neuroqueer baby emerita and silly mum to a lovely preschooler.

Most of my life was about music, until I eventually switched to philosophy, and then to politics, and eventually to myself. There's been a bunch of special interests and uncountable hyperfixations, and I've likely moved on from more things than most approach in the first place.

I'm on a mental health journey, uncovering, recovering, untangling and rebraiding my whole life. It is really taking me places. And I love the person I'm becoming! So I post a lot of selfies, but the changes on the inside are honestly the best ones. I'm learning so much every day!! 🥰

I'm a relationship anarchist! Flirting is fun as long as everybody's reading the room—just don't make it weirder than me please.

Lots of love! 💕

[image CW: eye contact]


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My important trans threads!

These three were pinned individually before, but I want to pin other things too, so I'm linking them instead now.

The quote that made me accept myself

Fighting the world as your authentic self is better than fighting yourself on behalf of the world.

On trans joy as the solution

Trans people deserve to start out from a place of joy.

Transitioning is an act of radical self-love

Transitioning is an act of loving yourself because it presupposes that you accept yourself and decide to let yourself blossom, and it is radical because your whole life has taught you not to do it.

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mh-, money-

I just reduced my food budget for the next two weeks to a fifth of what's needed 😑



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mh-, money-

took me over an hour in the store to piece it together, but I made it

my ex stopped paying for half of the presents to my brother's kids. (it's the only cousins my kid has.) so this is super stressful around Christmas and birthdays. I don't want their presents from him to be bad, but I can't really afford it either :akko_badday:


mh-, money-

I just reduced my food budget for the next two weeks to a fifth of what's needed 😑

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mh-, money-

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Can you go with experiences? Coupon for a really nice picnic when the weather gets better?

Coupon for an epic water pistol match?

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@mxsparks oh gosh I didn't think about that until you mentioned it 😅

I don't actually look like her


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mh-

these are things I know. it's my brother's kids, I see them several times per year. my brain just isn't working


mh-, money-

took me over an hour in the store to piece it together, but I made it

my ex stopped paying for half of the presents to my brother's kids. (it's the only cousins my kid has.) so this is super stressful around Christmas and birthdays. I don't want their presents from him to be bad, but I can't really afford it either :akko_badday:

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mh-

I'm so tired, my brain doesn't work, it's almost constant (yes I'm sleep deprived), and right now I need to buy Christmas presents for the kid's cousins, because I haven't been able to and it's tomorrow. I can't even remember how old one of them is. three? what do they like? I forgot. I need to call my sister, I hope she can talk me through this


mh-

these are things I know. it's my brother's kids, I see them several times per year. my brain just isn't working

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the effect is disorienting sometimes when I feel unkempt and tired and messy and I'd never go out like this and then I snap a quick selfie and WAIT WHO EVEN IS THAT 😳✨

[eye contact]


@jasmine I didn’t know Abigail Thorn was on masto 🤩😍

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anita bryant (CW: pic with her face)

I usually maintain my composure and don't repost memes here (only because it feels spammy; I'm a meme junkie otherwise) but I'll make an exception.



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plurality, kinda blasphemous

I wonder how many religious people there are that in reality just suffered so much trauma and prayed so much that they got themselves a headmate. could easily see myself doing that in an alternate timeline.



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JKR mention

todo 2025:

  • visit JKR's grave
  • plant a male japanese knotweed plant on it



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anita bryant

dead at 84. 🍰

she was the rowling of her time! i hope the one of our time doesn't take as long.


anita bryant

apparently she died on 16 December, barely two weeks after the UHC thing, but they didn't make it public until now. enough time to do all the rituals I suppose. they knew what was coming

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anita bryant

apparently she died on 16 December, barely two weeks after the UHC thing, but they didn't make it public until now. enough time to do all the rituals I suppose. they knew what was coming


anita bryant

@jasmine
🎉

by Angela Glansbury 🚽 ;

anita bryant (CW: pic with her face)

I usually maintain my composure and don't repost memes here (only because it feels spammy; I'm a meme junkie otherwise) but I'll make an exception.

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meta (the company)

just a reminder that meta hired a former project 2025 author and desantis advisor back in august: newrepublic.com/post/185306/pr

they aren't just adapting. it's ideological.


meta (the company)

@jasmine oh that's who wrote this policy for them

i was actually kind of wondering "so which heritage foundation knuckledragger did they bring in to write this new policy?"

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meta (the company)

@jasmine Yep, it's who they've always been.
Reading their leaked moderator rules some ten years ago made it obvious they're not out to protect the marginalized.

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@dequbed 😁💕


Mentions: @dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at


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ok so now there's a trickle of my irl people coming to fedi (from meta), and it begs the question: do I block them from this account??? because I'm not sure they're ready for this level of Jasmine Unmasked :akko_derp:


@jasmine I am honoured that I was allowed to see this face of Jasmin then :P

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The special relativity of doomscrolling.



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born to be child



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all "soon"s are postponed



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let's make "normal" even more of a slur



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anita bryant

apparently she died on 16 December, barely two weeks after the UHC thing, but they didn't make it public until now. enough time to do all the rituals I suppose. they knew what was coming


anita bryant

@jasmine
🎉

by Angela Glansbury 🚽 ;

anita bryant (CW: pic with her face)

I usually maintain my composure and don't repost memes here (only because it feels spammy; I'm a meme junkie otherwise) but I'll make an exception.

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anita bryant

dead at 84. 🍰

she was the rowling of her time! i hope the one of our time doesn't take as long.


anita bryant

apparently she died on 16 December, barely two weeks after the UHC thing, but they didn't make it public until now. enough time to do all the rituals I suppose. they knew what was coming

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