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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
:ablobcatmaracasevil: ⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model :nonbinary_flag: (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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Miya Ironami 🔜 FOSSDEM

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WTF DOES THIS MEAN 😭😭😭


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Aaron

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I'm in contact with a recruiter who is looking to fill 5 to 8 data science roles. If you're in the market, DM me, and I'll put you in contact with him. The pay is decent, and it's on-site in either Virginia or the San Francisco Bay area.

Oh, and please boost for reach. Jobs are hard to come by, and you might be saving someone's life.







@datasciencejobs


Tags: #datascience #machinelearning #fedihire #fedihired #getfedihired #getfedibhired

Mentions: @datasciencejobs@mastodon.social

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bornach

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Penrose triangle rendered using cubes. This is impossible to render by depth sorting cube primitives or by using a conventional z-buffer.
There was some trickery involved that I was unsure would work as well as it did


Tags: #GENUARY #genuary11 #genuary2025 #processing #creativecoding #GenArt #generativeart

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Deniz Opal

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"Jam Master Gwenllian" and "Boneless Celestina the Third" depicted performing at the local breakdancing tournament, Gloucestershire, 1161.


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Adrian Cockcroft

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I used a cool picture for the story banner that I took recently at Athelhampton House, including their black cat who was walking the gardens with us.


Tags: #photography #caturday

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Nanoraptor

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36 years on the internet and there's always something new to sit in my brain and know I'll never forget it.

I give you a The Rock Fidget Slug.

Incidentally and of course entirely unrelated, I think The Rock should be in Dune 3 or 4.


@NanoRaptor as the worm?

by Efi (nap pet) 🦊💤 ;

@NanoRaptor I'm not sure I would want to be seen fidgeting with that. Well, perhaps in the right environment...

by jbaggs ;

@NanoRaptor

by Tyler K. Nothing ;

@NanoRaptor DWAYNE THE JOHNSON

by Tom Brand ;

@NanoRaptor my first reaction also was "neat that they announce the new dune cast this way"

by SkaveRat 🐀 :verified: ;

@NanoRaptor lol they’re just selling stuff off thingiverse? Folks on Thingiverse stick The Rock’s face on all kinds of weird shit.

by Joel Michael ;

@NanoRaptor So the Rock is going for the role of God Emperor for Dune 4 ?

by David Raygoza Gómez ;

@NanoRaptor Finally, Leto the III

by Frost :neodog_flag_trans: ;

@NanoRaptor

A fidget slug?
😬🤢 gross....

by Nick 'The Viking' O'Pelican ;

@NanoRaptor In other slug-related news theguardian.com/environment/20

by Ken Oath ;

@NanoRaptor nooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Stephen Hackett ;

@NanoRaptor oO

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

When you're late serving your cat's dinner by 1 minute.


@catsalad

Your cat graces you with one whole minute!

You cat whisperer, you.

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Lesley Carhart :unverified:

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I don’t know who needs to hear this or comprehend it still, but most if not all billionaires don’t care if the economy crashes. They have so much money and power they can be safe as a bug in a rug. They can then take advantage of a collapsed economy and suffering society to force even more workers into defacto slavery.


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Ricki Crush Bandicute Tarr

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Mastodon is full of people who accidentally got in trouble at school. You asked too many questions. You challenged teachers authority on subjects if you didn't feel like they explained it well enough. You suggested a third option when there were only two presented. You didn't understand why you got in trouble, you were just trying to give everyone a fuller experience.


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cyb_detective

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ALERT California🇺🇸

A site where you can view real-time images and video from surveillance cameras throughout . For example, see smoke in right now.

cameras.alertcalifornia.org/?p


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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

We're just cat dealers... 🫴⁠:neocat_floof_reach:


@catsalad See also Sarah Donner's "Have a Hit" song youtu.be/1B5J9BGfxuw

by masukomi ;

@catsalad Both my cats have spent the day getting high and being nuisances.

by Tom ;

@catsalad spookykitties.com/@jared/11380

by Jared Parkinson ;

@catsalad It's true. I'm well aware that if she could get the dreamies tub open herself then my cat would have zero use for me.

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@catsalad
Drugs are special because everything else is already a toy for a cat. :BlobCatSmiley:

by Murdoc Addams 🧛🏻 ;

@catsalad have to keep the home grown nip in the garage because Basil the Monster knows how to open the cabinets.

by Catherine trying to be polite. ;

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Jess👾

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A trans person who has gone through the bureaucratic bullshit to get their name and gender marker changed will walk into any place they have to prove their name and citizenship and whatever else with 15 forms of ID *just in case*.


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Nova :neocat_floof_cute:

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​:neocat_hug_haj:​


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abadidea

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Q: abadidea, how white are you?

A: the hotpot lady watched me try to use chopsticks from across the restaurant and brought me the baby ones without me so much as glancing in her direction

不好意思， 阿姨 😭


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ChatJERRYPT

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This person gets it.


Tags: #pushtoprodfriday

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

It's Friday, you know what that means... Boop to Prod on your way out!


@catsalad i believe that glyph is the international symbol for exploding tampon transport hazard.

by The Turtle ;

@catsalad you can't boop to prod if you don't have prod :ablob_sweat: (oh the sweet taste of my job with no direct clients or no prod)

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there is beauty in simplicity

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Yarning

@catsalad :paw:


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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Yarning

🧶


Yarning

@catsalad :paw:

by there is beauty in simplicity ;

Yarning

@catsalad :cat_attack:

by Ada 🏳️‍⚧️ ;

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