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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
:ablobcatmaracasevil: ⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model :nonbinary_flag: (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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Ricki Crush Bandicute Tarr

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Mastodon is full of people who accidentally got in trouble at school. You asked too many questions. You challenged teachers authority on subjects if you didn't feel like they explained it well enough. You suggested a third option when there were only two presented. You didn't understand why you got in trouble, you were just trying to give everyone a fuller experience.



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cyb_detective

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ALERT California🇺🇸

A site where you can view real-time images and video from surveillance cameras throughout . For example, see smoke in right now.

cameras.alertcalifornia.org/?p


Tags: #california #losangeles


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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

We're just cat dealers... 🫴⁠:neocat_floof_reach:


@catsalad See also Sarah Donner's "Have a Hit" song youtu.be/1B5J9BGfxuw

by masukomi ;

@catsalad Both my cats have spent the day getting high and being nuisances.

by Tom ;

@catsalad It's true. I'm well aware that if she could get the dreamies tub open herself then my cat would have zero use for me.

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A trans person who has gone through the bureaucratic bullshit to get their name and gender marker changed will walk into any place they have to prove their name and citizenship and whatever else with 15 forms of ID *just in case*.



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Nova :neocat_floof_cute:

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​:neocat_hug_haj:​



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abadidea

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Q: abadidea, how white are you?

A: the hotpot lady watched me try to use chopsticks from across the restaurant and brought me the baby ones without me so much as glancing in her direction

不好意思, 阿姨 😭



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ChatJERRYPT

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This person gets it.


Tags: #pushtoprodfriday


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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

It's Friday, you know what that means... Boop to Prod on your way out!


@catsalad i believe that glyph is the international symbol for exploding tampon transport hazard.

by The Turtle ;

@catsalad you can't boop to prod if you don't have prod :ablob_sweat: (oh the sweet taste of my job with no direct clients or no prod)

by Guinness ;


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there is beauty in simplicity

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Yarning

@catsalad :paw:


Mentions: @catsalad@infosec.exchange


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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Yarning

🧶


Yarning

@catsalad :paw:

by there is beauty in simplicity ;

Yarning

@catsalad :cat_attack:

by Ada 🏳️‍⚧️ ;


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Study Reveals Why Saber Teeth Evolved Repeatedly in Prehistoric Predators

sciencealert.com/study-reveals


@catsalad Because it looks cool?
(I haven’t read the article)

by oxy but high contrast ;

@catsalad I like how evolution has fads

by aeva ;

@catsalad "We found extreme saber teeth are functionally optimal" as any 5-years-old could have told you for free.

by bovaz ;

@catsalad a good read. Ah yes, science. When you 3D-print a wide assortment of metal teeth and put them on a hydraulic press to measure puncture stress.

The overview of the “fitness” space is also really interesting (in visualising the concept of a niche).

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

:drake_dislike: 🧱 brick (too heavy)
:drake_like: 🥫 soup for my family



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Viss

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@catsalad


Mentions: @catsalad@infosec.exchange


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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

T4T stands for Trains for Train-enthusiasts 🚂⁠🚃


@catsalad
i like trains

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Rob Ricci

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ICMP stands for Insane Clown Message Protocol



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cR0w :cascadia:

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When you fix one thing and the next thing you know you're the SME.



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