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Yesterday morning Joe was looking out the window of the White House at the fresh blanket of snow that had fallen overnight.

He noticed someone had peed the words "F-You Joe Biden" in the snow outside his window!

He was furious, and called for the Secret Service, FBI, and the CIA.


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“I want you to find out who did that. I bet it was that bastard Donald Trump."

The nation's top experts worked feverishly to find the culprit.

Later that day the chief of staff came to him and said, "Mr. President, I have good news and bad news.


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The good news is, you were right, the urine is, in fact, that of Donald Trump."

"And the bad news?"

"Well, sir, it's in your wife's handwriting.”

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