Miriam Robern
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E: Nov 27, 2022 • P: May 25, 2023 |
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Miriam Robern's Bio
Housewife, mom, gamer, and obsessive creator of stuff that nobody ever asked for. Fancy comma lady. Layout witch. White settler on Treaty One Land in Winnipeg.
she/her 🏳️⚧️
Mimsy Crash Course:
• Talk to your partner.
• Get your eyebrows done.
• Fuck 'em.
Wife of @hopepunk
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Pardon me while I immediately pin this to my account.
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Two years of daily selfies, strung together into a sixty-second time lapse, to document my hormonal transition.
It's a weird project, but I'm so glad I did it and I'm absolutely going to keep taking those selfies so I can put together Year Three. :)
#TransitionTimeline #TransJoy #HRT #trans #TheSelfiesMustFlow #TimeLapse
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One year ago today I had my first consult appointment with the fabulous, the superlative, the inestimable voice coach @sbelikeswords, talking about training my voice to sound feminine. And since then I've been doing weekly voice check-ins on #TransVoiceFriday.
This is a compilation of 37 samples over the course of the last year.
It's... kind of a journey.
#VoiceTraining
Tags: #transvoicefriday #voicetraining
Mentions: @sbelikeswords@mastodon.social
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I have to keep reminding myself that, while I am very happy to be out as a trans woman today, I did spend a decade prior identifying as nonbinary and taking visceral satisfaction in making randos uncomfortable with my presentation.
After I came out as a woman, "Will I look weird?" was never a consideration for me, because I'd spent ten years looking gloriously weird in public.
So apologies to my trans sisters if I push too hard. I forget that "fuck 'em" isn't everybody's first principle.
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In response to this post“Girls,” said I, “You do not know
My new boobies only grow
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might squish you.”
And my words like eager heralds spread
To redeem the taste of sadness
And the transfemmes shared and played
With the booby plans we made
And my tits flash out their promise
That one day you might be stacked, miss!
And you will say, “The taste of the capsule
Is slathered inside my cheeks
For growing peaks
I’m grateful for the taste of sadness.”
3/4
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In response to this postIn vibrant dreams I walked alone,
Colours from progesterone;
Woke and thought that I had spoiled it
I had to stagger to the toilet
When my nips got clipped on the edge of the bathroom door
They’re getting sore
I blame the taste of sadness
And in the naked mirror I saw
Ten thousand jiggles, maybe more
Boobies wobbling without ceasing
Booby bounces not decreasing
Tits so soft and round that no one ever bared
No one dared
Suffer the taste of sadness
2/4
“Girls,” said I, “You do not know
My new boobies only grow
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might squish you.”
And my words like eager heralds spread
To redeem the taste of sadness
And the transfemmes shared and played
With the booby plans we made
And my tits flash out their promise
That one day you might be stacked, miss!
And you will say, “The taste of the capsule
Is slathered inside my cheeks
For growing peaks
I’m grateful for the taste of sadness.”
3/4
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Apologies to, well, everyone.
The Taste of Sadness
(to the tune of Sound of Silence, obvs)
Hello boobies, my new friends
I’ve brought for you progestogens
From a capsule soft depleting
Comes an oil that now is seeping
And the oil that was planted ‘neath my tongue
There it clung
It’s like the taste of sadness
1/4
In vibrant dreams I walked alone,
Colours from progesterone;
Woke and thought that I had spoiled it
I had to stagger to the toilet
When my nips got clipped on the edge of the bathroom door
They’re getting sore
I blame the taste of sadness
And in the naked mirror I saw
Ten thousand jiggles, maybe more
Boobies wobbling without ceasing
Booby bounces not decreasing
Tits so soft and round that no one ever bared
No one dared
Suffer the taste of sadness
2/4
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Miriam Robern
Two years of daily selfies, strung together into a sixty-second time lapse, to document my hormonal transition.
It's a weird project, but I'm so glad I did it and I'm absolutely going to keep taking those selfies so I can put together Year Three. :)
#TransitionTimeline #TransJoy #HRT #trans #TheSelfiesMustFlow #TimeLapse
Tags: #transitiontimeline #transJoy #hrt #trans #theselfiesmustflow #timelapse
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Miriam Robern
One year ago today I had my first consult appointment with the fabulous, the superlative, the inestimable voice coach @sbelikeswords, talking about training my voice to sound feminine. And since then I've been doing weekly voice check-ins on #TransVoiceFriday.
This is a compilation of 37 samples over the course of the last year.
It's... kind of a journey.
#VoiceTraining
Tags: #transvoicefriday #voicetraining
Mentions: @sbelikeswords@mastodon.social
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Miriam Robern
Pardon me while I immediately pin this to my account.
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Miriam Robern
I have to keep reminding myself that, while I am very happy to be out as a trans woman today, I did spend a decade prior identifying as nonbinary and taking visceral satisfaction in making randos uncomfortable with my presentation.
After I came out as a woman, "Will I look weird?" was never a consideration for me, because I'd spent ten years looking gloriously weird in public.
So apologies to my trans sisters if I push too hard. I forget that "fuck 'em" isn't everybody's first principle.
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