Joel Michael
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@jpm@aus.social
Joel Michael's Information
Joel Michael's Bio
WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.
Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!
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Joel Michael's Posts
Joel Michael has 45 posts.
Joel Michael
@gsuberland the i740 vs the Matrox G200, when you couldn’t afford a Voodoo2
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@gsuberland or to watch the rainbows. Real Ones had a degaussing wand to wave around the screen
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@gsuberland in the school library, shared from the CD server to the 3 student computers. Via 10base2 co-ax
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@gsuberland TeamSpeak.
Hey all, we are trialing this new voice chat program called Discord.
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@gsuberland brt brt-brt brt brt-brt brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *mobile phone rings*
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@gsuberland DVD-RAM
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@gsuberland Shockwave Flash
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@gsuberland Plug’n’Pray
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@gsuberland uh-oh
uh-oh
uh-oh
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@gsuberland Kaspersky releasing virus definitions before the virus was released
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@gsuberland NetBEUI.
Fun* story, when I was doing a tertiary course at a technical college after finishing high school, there was a module on Windows NT 4 networking, which used the training material from a MCSE course. First, make sure your network adapter appears in the control panel. Next, double-click the network adapter. In the list of protocols, delete TCP/IP and IPX/SPX, and make sure NetBEUI is the only protocol in the list. 🤨
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@abstractcode this one is quite fixable
@jpm @abstractcode Bruce not a Karaoke fan?
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@MattHatton can confirm
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@MattHatton *nods* you understand the gravity of this decision
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@gsuberland same power source/sockets?
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On one hand, Little Miss 6 would like both of her karaoke microphones working when her friend comes over on Friday. On the other hand, this sounds like a headache waiting to happen.
I guess I’d better fix that microphone cable…
@jpm fix*
by Matt H ;
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@gsuberland I’m also wondering what the line voltage does on the back of the IEC inlet inside the PSU
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@gsuberland now we all need to know - will the haunted cable power anything else?
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@gsuberland
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@Unixbigot @stuartl pretty sure cats aren’t affected by capsaicin
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