Joel Michael
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Joel Michael's Bio
WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.
Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!
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Joel Michael's Posts
Joel Michael has 45 posts.
Joel Michael
@Unixbigot this isn’t going to end without you giving her one, just so you can both be sure about your assertions
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There’s 2 kind of people, which one are you?
🎶 Hush little baby, don’t say a word…
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@nora paging @weirdestate
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@gsuberland delivery options in .au:
Toll/FedEx - your package-carer today is Steve, who will gently but promptly ensure your precious cargo is with you by the end of the day.
AusPost - we don’t really do letters anymore, so now you can watch your package do laps around the 3 major sorting centres in real time!
DHL - oh you missed the delivery? You’ll need to pick it up from the depot on the other side of the city. Even if you live on the other side of the city, it will be at the other depot on the other side of the city. Also for some reason your package went from Hong Kong to Sydney via Frankfurt.
Aramex - our “we are not Couriers Please” t-shirts are raising a lot of questions already answered by our t-shirts. No, we don’t know why there’s an industrial shredder just inside every third loading dock instead of a forklift, it was like that when we re-branded from Couriers Please.
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@gsuberland I love choosing the FedEx option when ordering from Mouser, because my parts always get to chill out on a beach (I assume) in Hawaii before they get here.
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