Joel Michael
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@jpm@aus.social
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Joel Michael's Bio
WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.
Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!
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Joel Michael's Posts
Joel Michael has 46 posts.
Joel Michael
In response to this post@gsuberland lol, “once per day” scripts that take more than one day to run but don’t gate themselves from multiple copies of itself running
@jpm I wish systems like cron had built in features to trigger alerts when a prior task has not finished by the time it runs again, instead of relying on individual reimplementations.
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In response to this post@NanoRaptor lol they’re just selling stuff off thingiverse? Folks on Thingiverse stick The Rock’s face on all kinds of weird shit.
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It appears to be a dangerous day to be a beer :tgif:
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In response to this post@gsuberland cheese and tomato toastie > both of those
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In response to this post@evcricket step 1: navigate to the bottom right most cell
Step 2: add a space into that cell
Step 3: print the spreadsheet
Step 4: ???
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In response to this post@gsuberland I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
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In response to this post@MattHatton as far as I know there’s no furries there, because they’re all in Second Life and/or VRChat
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In response to this post@MattHatton lol, I wonder what Accenture are doing with all their virtual offices now?
@jpm probably went the full ABC Second Life Island and handed it over to the furries.
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In response to this post@gsuberland not that kind of doctor, but it does imply the existence of Professor Pepper
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@Unixbigot @stilgherrian delicious longpig
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@MattHatton @liamvhogan @Kels_316 @NewtonMark let me introduce you to the Volvo satnav system circa 2014 (which is still receiving free map updates)
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There is no parenting school on earth that will prepare you for the day your toddler hits you in the nards with a chair #DadLife
@jpm rip in piece my dude.
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@Unixbigot 🤨
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@Unixbigot @abstractcode we are unsure how this particular partial cable severing happened
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@gsuberland Verified by VeriSign
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@gsuberland This page best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0
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@gsuberland I ran one of those today, for the Hantek USB oscilloscope
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@gsuberland Graham.
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@gsuberland COPY CON
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@gsuberland @jacqueline oof yeah, all the channel operator tools that came as mIRC scripts
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