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Into electronics, windows internals, cryptography, security, compute hardware, physics, colourimetry, lasers, stage lighting, D&B, DJing, demoscene, socialism.

Currently looking for infosec work. See pinned post for details.

I am mothman.

Heavily ADHD.

Nullsector/laser team @ EMF Camp, lasers & lighting orga @ NOVA Demoparty.

I sell funny warning stickers at Unsafe Warnings: unsafewarnings.etsy.com

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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

@QuaternionCats hmm, can't think of any. maybe ask mcc?



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@croyle @tamonten looking good! always enjoy seeing these in the wild :D



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I have fun new warning stickers that arrived and were placed today... The ones that say "Caution: Cursed technology inside" are on every one of my Windows laptops, including my work machine... *Especially* my work machine!!!



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@f4grx @soatok if you hover over the percentage it tells you the count (it's in the element's title attribute)



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@soatok I take it back, it was indeed close and did not go the way I expected! my number might have a chance to win! :D



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@dysfun I did meet the most flamboyant bear ever at a pride march once though. he made Elton John look under-dressed, was the wildest party animal I've ever met, and a total comedian. he kept making people laugh so hard they were struggling to breathe.



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@dysfun admittedly I've not spent much time in gay bars but of the few I've visited (including one in Reykjavík) it's always been full of skinny / average-build dudes, not a single bear in sight :(



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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

@unnick @soatok @ryanc @f4grx good point, I forgot about that trick



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either that or CCFE but we've done that tour before (would be cool to see MAST assembled again though; last time they were mid-upgrade and we walked through the disassembled core, was pretty surreal)



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@risottobias @lofty @soatok lmao that would be too good



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if we can somehow organise things so we get to go meet bears and then head to a tour of the Sizewell B nuclear plant I think that might actually be the best day ever.



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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

@lofty @soatok I propose we assume the number is 63.5



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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

like... LOOK AT THOSE EARS



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I think my wife and I are going to go do this for our 10 year wedding anniversary because holy shit we get to *meet bears*.



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I have discovered that there's a zoo in the UK that has a pair of Syrian bears as part of a species preservation effort in Europe, and you can pay to go meet them and feed them a treat, and I have never wanted to experience something this badly in my life. Syrian bears are *the best*.



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@timb_machine lmao



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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

@soatok @f4grx @ryanc but the votes will be done by the time I get the hash out!



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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

@f4grx @soatok I'd publish a proof hash but y'all would just crack it 'cos the data space is too small lol



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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

@RikerGoogling it was banned during the Irish uinification of 2024



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@soatok *press x to doubt*



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