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Into electronics, windows internals, cryptography, security, compute hardware, physics, colourimetry, lasers, stage lighting, D&B, DJing, demoscene, socialism.

Currently looking for infosec work. See pinned post for details.

I am mothman.

Heavily ADHD.

Nullsector/laser team @ EMF Camp, lasers & lighting orga @ NOVA Demoparty.

I sell funny warning stickers at Unsafe Warnings: unsafewarnings.etsy.com

All posts encrypted with ROT256-ECB.

Header photo by @jtruk

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full screen installers with blue gradient backgrounds and CDR/HDD activity level indicators in the bottom left corner



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installing DirectX 7 with every game



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VIAWAVE.DRV



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@SpindleyQ I have held a paid license since 2006!



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@azonenberg that takes me back



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gonna have to make W3C badge stickers now



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@Violet pure brain dump of things I'm recalling from my early computer days



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The Incredible Machine



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launching this and repeatedly clicking the button that made it say penis



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two copies of Desktop.ini appearing on your desktop



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ClipArt WMFs



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@SnoopJ fuck I forgot about DHTML



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BonziBuddy



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@SnoopJ and that the underlying tech was called Microsoft Agent



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trying to decide between the paperclip, the wizard, the dog, the robot, or Einstein.



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(omg I forgot about Valid CSS, lmao)



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@demize hahaha I forgot about Valid CSS

I had the XHTML Strict and the W3C ARIA grade ones



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W3C badges



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@azonenberg remember when we used to put the little W3C badges on pages? the cringe is real



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software coming in an actual cardboard box with a CD (or floppies) in it



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