IncogNoble
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@IncogNoble@mastodon.social
IncogNoble's Information
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Are you real? |
Yes. As real as can be expected. |
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You're a lord? |
No. My parents insist on breathing. But I'll refuse it when the time comes. |
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But you're rich? |
Darlings, I've been homeless. Those days are over, but I'm hardly rich. |
IncogNoble's Bio
Prodigal from an aristocratic family. This is where I go to tell secrets and my admittedly odd opinions to everyone and nobody in particular.
Like Siddhartha Gautama, but skipped the enlightenment part.
Yes, I do realize my username is slightly off-putting, but I'm not particularly clever. I considered "AristoBrat" but I'm well beyond that age.
IncogNoble's Posts
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In response to this postMy foray into Mastodon is my attempt to connect with you. I'm told connection is important for people.
I have no friends, largely because I'm insufferable, but I shall make the effort.
Though my manner is supercilious, I do think it important to be kind. If you ever find me unkind, please do bring it to my attention, and I will correct myself.
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I was born the inconvenient child of a tryst. My mother had a title but little money. My father had an obscene amount of money, and an even more obscene lack of morals.
At my first opportunity, I left that all behind, and struck off on my own. I was penniless, and had an outsized classical education that ill-prepared me for real life.
My foray into Mastodon is my attempt to connect with you. I'm told connection is important for people.
I have no friends, largely because I'm insufferable, but I shall make the effort.
Though my manner is supercilious, I do think it important to be kind. If you ever find me unkind, please do bring it to my attention, and I will correct myself.
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IncogNoble
In response to this post@MostlyHarmless Or where call volumes AREN'T heavier than usual.
Mentions: @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
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IncogNoble
In response to this postMy foray into Mastodon is my attempt to connect with you. I'm told connection is important for people.
I have no friends, largely because I'm insufferable, but I shall make the effort.
Though my manner is supercilious, I do think it important to be kind. If you ever find me unkind, please do bring it to my attention, and I will correct myself.
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IncogNoble
I was born the inconvenient child of a tryst. My mother had a title but little money. My father had an obscene amount of money, and an even more obscene lack of morals.
At my first opportunity, I left that all behind, and struck off on my own. I was penniless, and had an outsized classical education that ill-prepared me for real life.
My foray into Mastodon is my attempt to connect with you. I'm told connection is important for people.
I have no friends, largely because I'm insufferable, but I shall make the effort.
Though my manner is supercilious, I do think it important to be kind. If you ever find me unkind, please do bring it to my attention, and I will correct myself.
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