Guillotine Jones, Boulevardier
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So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet?
(Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023.
And I've been on the Earth since 1949.)
https://mstdn.social/@jstatepost
Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662.
Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)
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:loading: In case you were wondering, yes, some of the Dutch cloth inspectors depicted in the banner image on my profile page ARE judging you. But they're also judging me.
This was possibly immortal artist Rembrandt's last great group portrait.
By 1662 when, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," was unveiled, Rembrandt had perfected the Baroque technique of making it appear that the eyes of the figures in the painting could follow the viewer around the room.
So no matter from what angle you observe this masterpiece, some of the masters in it will be watching you in judgment. Choose to focus on the judgers or the non-judgers, as the spirit moves you.
The animated GIF in my avatar image is the late esteemed and immortal thriller director Alfred Hitchcock.
That's NOT a guillotine behind Mr Hitchcock. The great British auteur is managing his figure by working out on an exercise device in his California home. :loading:
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Later: Edited to add that I'm just going to stick with this Alfred Hitchcock GIF as my Beige.Party avatar image, if that's okay with everybody.
:loading: I need a good animated GIF to use as my Mastodon avatar image on this account.
Can anyone send me a link to an amusing usable one?
Thank YOU! :loading:
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In response to this post@pom
Is the moon full in the northern and southern hemispheres at the same time?
Or do its phases run in opposite directions, like water going down a drain?
#Moon #MoonPhases #FullMoon
@Guillotine_Jones @pom the moon is full for everyone when it's full. Its fullness/newness is not dependent on the earth's axial tilt (as with seasons) but on the moon's position vis-à-vis the earth and the sun. I believe the water swirl direction thing is a myth though.
by Sally Strange ;
Tags: #moon #moonphases #fullmoon #moon #moonphases #fullmoon
Mentions: @pom@eattherich.club @pom@eattherich.club
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Guillotine Jones, Boulevardier
:loading: In case you were wondering, yes, some of the Dutch cloth inspectors depicted in the banner image on my profile page ARE judging you. But they're also judging me.
This was possibly immortal artist Rembrandt's last great group portrait.
By 1662 when, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," was unveiled, Rembrandt had perfected the Baroque technique of making it appear that the eyes of the figures in the painting could follow the viewer around the room.
So no matter from what angle you observe this masterpiece, some of the masters in it will be watching you in judgment. Choose to focus on the judgers or the non-judgers, as the spirit moves you.
The animated GIF in my avatar image is the late esteemed and immortal thriller director Alfred Hitchcock.
That's NOT a guillotine behind Mr Hitchcock. The great British auteur is managing his figure by working out on an exercise device in his California home. :loading:
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Later: Edited to add that I'm just going to stick with this Alfred Hitchcock GIF as my Beige.Party avatar image, if that's okay with everybody.
:loading: I need a good animated GIF to use as my Mastodon avatar image on this account.
Can anyone send me a link to an amusing usable one?
Thank YOU! :loading:
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Replies: 0
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