Well huh. That’s how time lords do it.
https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-189337/gallifrey-oral/details
Well huh. That’s how time lords do it.
https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-189337/gallifrey-oral/details
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Francis 🏴☠️ Gulotta
@NanoRaptor rofl I hope this is actually a real photo
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Cameron 💙🏳️⚧️🦌
@NanoRaptor yeah I would have assumed this was more Nanoraptor OC without the link :)
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Arapalla
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So, they've made pills out of the planet.
Does this make it like kryptonite but for Time Lords?
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KanaMauna
@NanoRaptor Somewhere an intern is laughing.
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David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)
@NanoRaptor Side effects include sudden changes in appearance, personality, and sometimes gender.
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isol
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Ensure patient has two hearts prior to dispensing prescription.
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mmu_man
@NanoRaptor Is it bigger on the inside?
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Pseudo Nym
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Ask your Doctor if Galifrey is right for you.
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obscurestar
@NanoRaptor Quiet you fool! Do you want all the desperate creeps to suddenly go trans so they can live forever?
Donna Trump, Patricia Thiel, Elana Musk, and Marcy Zuckerberg would do even more damage than they are now.
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Christian Kent
@NanoRaptor Gallifrey™ can extend your lifetime by 1200%
Side effects may include
Artron energy bursts
Screaming
Severe rigor when standing
Inability to stand
Acute loss of long-term memory
Chronic physiognomic reconfiguration
In rare cases, sartorial reconfiguration
Changes in skin pigmentation
Weight loss or weight gain
Height loss or height gain
Sudden vocal changes
Rapid accent acquisition
Rapid sex change
Loss of jewelery
Loss of companion
Gain of companion
Console damage
Decor damage, up to and including total loss
Capsule damage, loss and/or total relocation
Acute public grieving
Chronic public depressive disorder
Acute public manic disorder
Sudden title sequence changes
May or may not coincide with:
Sudden theme music changes
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