Christian Kent's Post

@NanoRaptor Gallifrey™ can extend your lifetime by 1200%

Side effects may include

Artron energy bursts
Screaming
Severe rigor when standing
Inability to stand
Acute loss of long-term memory
Chronic physiognomic reconfiguration
In rare cases, sartorial reconfiguration
Changes in skin pigmentation
Weight loss or weight gain
Height loss or height gain
Sudden vocal changes
Rapid accent acquisition
Rapid sex change
Loss of jewelery
Loss of companion
Gain of companion
Console damage
Decor damage, up to and including total loss
Capsule damage, loss and/or total relocation
Acute public grieving
Chronic public depressive disorder
Acute public manic disorder
Sudden title sequence changes
May or may not coincide with:
Sudden theme music changes