Dan Ports

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Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.

Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.

But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.

I also administer discuss.systems/

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@catsalad Max was very excited when our friends and their baby came to visit because they brought so much cat sized furniture with them


@dan If not for kitty then why kitty sized?

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As far as the UK is concerned, these are the three most important facts about me.


@dan So, how many people involved in "war crimes, terrorism, and extremism" self declare such. 🤔

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It’s hard to explain to Miso that he shouldn’t try to eat this because it is miso-marinated black cod.


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@dan @irene What I expected.

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Thinking of starting a pixelfed instance that only allows photos of Pixel being fed.


@dan Instant follow if you do!

by CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: ;

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@gsuberland as a Mac user, I had no idea about that until now... I just recognize his name from the CTCP VERSION reply.

I'll take some of that ibuprofen now.



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