Kit Bashir
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@Unixbigot@aus.social
Kit Bashir's Information
Kit Bashir's Bio
Hacker. Parent. Scientist. Rantist. Atheist. Roboticist. Treehugger. (they/them¹).
At Accelerando Lab I research, design and build custom IoT and electronics solutions...fast!
Every day I write a #PowerOnStoryToot over morning coffee, as a self-test of my brain. If you like them, buy me another coffee? (Link 👇)
¹ subject to change without notice 🐣
Kit Bashir's Posts
Kit Bashir has 93 posts.
Kit Bashir
@PurpleStephyr I mean, I can see the trans joy just pouring out of that picture, but i am also here for Incredibly Clean Specs Joy.
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In response to this post@jpm @abstractcode Bruce not a Karaoke fan?
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If took a while to settle in but I think I now like the tack that Denis V took in Dune 2 replacing the closing sentiment of “we who bear the title of concubine, history will call us wives” with “you know what, men, fuck it, we are through with your shit”.
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My butterfly-comb is out for delivery. Avenge me if the ACAB shoot me for grooming.
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Bill (PlinyTheOlder)
Kit Bashir Boosted“Instructions for Building Your First Time Machine” by T.S. Leonard, in the Jan/Feb 2025 issue of Poetry.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/1639272/instructions-for-building-your-first-time-machine
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*SLAM* "Damn!". Another morning leaving the house in a rush, another set of car keys still on the key-hook behind the locked door.
Any parent knows that messaging the TeenEaters "Hey, let your dad in, I'm locked out" NEVER WORKS. But I have a trick that does. Adjacent universes differ by only the tiniest details. So if I slip next door to a universe where I'm home, I can borrow a key (chaoswalking runs in my family). The key always fits. It's just like borrowing a cup of sugar from a neighbour.
It takes a few more universes today before I find one where other-I'm home. When she opens the door she looks me up and down---"locked out, eh? you're a long way from home, sonny".
The key still worked.
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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Kit Bashir
@thorne Unintentional. I’m aware of the show and have seen some clips but don’t watch it. What’s the connection?
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@MattHatton I meant the “like” asterisk not the “correction/exception” asterisk.,
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Joel Michael
Kit Bashir BoostedThere’s 2 kind of people, which one are you?
🎶 Hush little baby, don’t say a word…
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szakib
Kit Bashir Boosted@Unixbigot "FUV" needs to go viral.
[Edit: It's kinda funny to "like" the idea of something having to go viral, instead of boosting it.]
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In response to this post@RueNahcMohr thanks for this you just got me unstuck
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@MattHatton i regret that i have but one asterisk to give this zinger
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Matt H
Kit Bashir BoostedYes. It’s called England.
https://social.coop/@VojtechHorky/113781561691824171
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@pitch a joke song about how the pianist at the gay bar is the only one that doesn’t realize it’s a gay bar just clashes with the rest of the album.
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Kit Bashir
Listening to Billy Joel’s greatest hits vol 1 in Proper Order (skip piano man).
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@jaystephens @anne_twain v2 incorporating your lovely feedback https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/113785640166914423
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Kit Bashir Boosted@stuartl luckily I’d eaten all the wasabi peas before the goading from you all HORRIBLE PEOPLE started to make me think letting the cats have one wasn’t so bad.
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@stuartl luckily I’d eaten all the wasabi peas before the goading from you all HORRIBLE PEOPLE started to make me think letting the cats have one wasn’t so bad.
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Kit Bashir BoostedLOL look at Richy McRichface there in their double width car. Two whole metres for one person. You don't see those assholes much any more, what's the two-lane charge now, like ten grand per click? Holy shit, is that thing burning OIL? Call the British Museum, sib, tell 'em we need to borrow one of the Guillotines cos we missed one.
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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🎶One of these things is not like the other🎵
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