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Once upon a time, there was a Deafblind Neurospicy solitary Kitchen Witch who lived in a tiny house on the edge of a swamp-- Sharing her home with 3 large dogs, an over abundance of loose-leaf tea, bbq implements and books. This is her story. There is a lot of swearing and flames may suddenly appear at random intervals.
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Are you concerned about the rising price of coffee beans? I have an alternative for you! For the cost of a bidet, installed in your house. Instead of a warm cup of coffee gently guiding you to wakefulness, you can stumble to the restroom, and when you are done with your business, turn on the bidet, and immediately, your warm underparts will be blasted with a jet of icy water which has been sitting outside in the 30 degree pipes all night. This will catapult you into wakefulness in an instant!
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In response to this post@gocu54 I think tennis would be a lot more interesting if at some random point in the game they release 2 golden retrievers into the court. Is would be fun. Jazz it up a bit. Make it unpredictable.
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