The Kitchen Bitches 🐕‍🦺🧙‍♀️'s Post

Are you concerned about the rising price of coffee beans? I have an alternative for you! For the cost of a bidet, installed in your house. Instead of a warm cup of coffee gently guiding you to wakefulness, you can stumble to the restroom, and when you are done with your business, turn on the bidet, and immediately, your warm underparts will be blasted with a jet of icy water which has been sitting outside in the 30 degree pipes all night. This will catapult you into wakefulness in an instant!