KolaMagpie
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KolaMagpie's Information
KolaMagpie's Bio
Writer (ostensibly), pilot, current boring person. Asexual nerd furry. Probable trans-girl. WIP
Will occasionally post, and more than occasionally interact with, vore fetish content.
KolaMagpie's Posts
KolaMagpie has 9 posts.
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software and magical thinking
The fact that we consider "bugs" in the code to even be a thing betrays that we imagine computers and software to on some level be magical tools that do not what they're coded to do, but rather what we expect them to do.
Bugs don't exist. Software does exactly what it's written to do.
If you type 3+5 into a calculator but wanted 3*5, it's not a bug that the calculator answered 8.
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circadean rhythms are such bs lemme sleep
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"Yeah, sure, our cans of spaghetti sauce are now only 80% the size they were, but they're now AI powered which is why we've hiked the price 50% please ignore our record profits and blame Biden"
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Shrinking, microplay advice
Remember: make the clothing for your newly-shrunken friends out of microfiber cloth. Normal cloth is way too rough at that scale to be comfy.
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I often think about this valley is eastern Africa where there are stone tools and its clear that this valley was the manufacturing center of stone tools for, like, a million years or more.
And I think about a homonid at like year 800,000 of that tradition.
Imagine knapping stone, as taught by your mentor taught by their mentor etc so i credibly far beyond memory, beyond oral history, beyond the concept of time itself.
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gender (~)
Whelp, set up the doctor's appointment to talk about options and immediately, like....
If it came down to being a girl, or keeping my career (which also means keeping my life because I literally have nothing else that could keep me fed and housed) ...
am I not real for willing to just ... boymode the rest of my life?
Blugh.
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I just realized that "there's even odds" is a valid statement.
Go home, statistics, you're drunk
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Gender joke, moral choice button
Guy: "If you push this button you'll get $1 million, but there's a 1% chance you'll become a girl"
Me: "With my luck I'd only have to press it once"
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