The Jantic-est Guy's Post

@stux Suggestions (IDK if they fit what you're looking for)

"If you don't have locally-sourced totalitarian oligarchs, imported is fine."

"Without the triumvirate I never would have had the opportunity to buy my day's ration of breathable air."

"Thanks to the ancient conjoined god Trelon, we no longer have to deal with unnecessary species."

Okay, those are all too long, but maybe someone else can use the ideas.