Staff Chief of Joints
Contacting Staff Chief of Joints
Federation handle:
@the_etrain@beige.party
Staff Chief of Joints's Information
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Get the f$%# outta here! |
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Staff Chief of Joints's Bio
-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
-Comma enthusiast
-Humor participant trophy recipient
-Unabashed high-fiver
-He thinks he's funny / Please humor him
Staff Chief of Joints's Posts
Staff Chief of Joints has 6 posts.
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There should be an option to make your Roomba swear when it bumps into things.
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Activity Pub? Like, there's coloring books and shit to do while you drink? I'm in.
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Give a man a fish and he'll probably cook it in the break room microwave.
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Mastodon! I came for the social interaction, but I stayed anyway.
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I know my phone has more computing power than what got us to the moon. But, if autocorrect was piloting that spacecraft, there'd be three corpses halfway to Alpha Centauri right now.
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Lord, grant me the serenity to endure this bullshit. The strength to change the things I can, and some type of sonic weapon to destroy the things I cannot.
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Staff Chief of Joints
There should be an option to make your Roomba swear when it bumps into things.
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Staff Chief of Joints
Activity Pub? Like, there's coloring books and shit to do while you drink? I'm in.
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Staff Chief of Joints
Give a man a fish and he'll probably cook it in the break room microwave.
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Staff Chief of Joints
I know my phone has more computing power than what got us to the moon. But, if autocorrect was piloting that spacecraft, there'd be three corpses halfway to Alpha Centauri right now.
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Staff Chief of Joints
Mastodon! I came for the social interaction, but I stayed anyway.
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