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he\him
Into electronics, windows internals, cryptography, security, compute hardware, physics, colourimetry, lasers, stage lighting, D&B, DJing, demoscene, socialism.
Currently looking for infosec work. See pinned post for details.
I am mothman.
Heavily ADHD.
Nullsector/laser team @ EMF Camp, lasers & lighting orga @ NOVA Demoparty.
I sell funny warning stickers at Unsafe Warnings: https://unsafewarnings.etsy.com
All posts encrypted with ROT256-ECB.
Header photo by @jtruk
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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
@RikerGoogling when Wesley has pissed himself again
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In response to this post@timonsku the 7-series memory controller seems to be more capable too, at least going by the compatibility lists for motherboards.
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In response to this post@olafurw brutal
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Aaron Toponce ⚛️:debian:
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial BoostedSP 800-38D Rev. 1, Pre-Draft Call for Comments: GCM and GMAC Block Cipher Modes of Operation
1. Adapt GCM to the eventual approval of a block cipher with 256-bit blocks and
2. Explicitly endorse a suitable nonce-key generation method.
https://csrc.nist.gov/pubs/sp/800/38/d/r1/iprd
#crypto #cryptography
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In response to this post@soatok now you can say "it's good enough for NIST" when someone complains they can't share your blog at work
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@greem there's a reason I call them Farcelforce
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@Nagashi luckily UK regs changed so shippers have to offer DDP (duty paid) shipping now which prevents them from pulling this shit
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@DelilahTech @jon hey, at least it's not a fridge.
https://youtu.be/tSqxpk5W3CE
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it's AGDQ aka Get No Work Done Week
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abadidea
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial BoostedScience can’t explain how Odin just. keeps. getting. fluffier
#dogs #dogsofmastodon
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@0xabad1dea you know what, I was just thinking earlier today "dang I can't wait for the next GDQ, it's gotta be soon"
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abadidea
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial BoostedAwesome Games Done Quick 2025 starts in five minutes.
https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/52
#agdq #agdq2025
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DHL: we delivered your package. you owe us the import duty plus £19 for prepaying the import duty. no we do not have a way for you to prepay the import duty ahead of time. pay us £19. no it's not a loan with a 36500% APR it's a duty advancement fee. pay us £19. no it does not matter that we were actually hired by the retailer and have no contract with you. pay us £19. we are definitely not attempting to extort £19 from you. pay us £19. pay us £19.
@gsuberland used to say that DHL stood for Don't Hurry Lads
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@NewtonMark lol, and may I say, lmao
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In response to this post@Unprovable accurate
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@jpm at least it gets there. which is good considering they cost a fortune if you're paying for delivery.
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@dee DPD has the best and worst drivers, but nothing in between. We've mostly had good ones, luckily, but a couple who were clearly trying out for various sports where the goal is to launch an object with as much force as humanly possible.
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DPD: your package will either be delivered by Gwen or Larry. Gwen has a 5 star customer service award and is very friendly. Larry is practicing to become an olympic shot putter and your parcel is his chance to win big.
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@nikdoof does yours drive around with the van door open, too? maybe the icy air keeps their circuits cryogenically cooled for optimum operation.
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@dysfun there is but then the CEO can't buy a third yacht
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