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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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Adulthood is realizing that the only reward the best coal shoveller gets is a bigger shovel.


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"Another day older and deeper in debt..."

by Stefan Elf ;

@MostlyHarmless So I become an adult in my early teens then. Finnishing all assignements really fast just gave you more assignments. So why bother.

by Milly ;

@MostlyHarmless You mean you get to shovel coal? All I've ever shoveled is shit.

by Someone just called me a troll ;


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You think you’re pretty smart until the day you have to turn on someone else’s shower.


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But I like showering in a trickle of ice cold water!

by 🍻 Alexander 🇪🇺 ;


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BREAKING NEWS - Canada Announces Their Wall is Done


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A huge wall of snow traverses the frame from near tight to mid-left, towering over an SUV just entering the frame from the far distance. The wall is 3 or 4 times the height of the car's roof, maybe 20 or 30 feet. A pair of tire tracks in snow lead forward from the vehicle and exit the foreground at the bottom of the frame. At far left, another wall of snow borders the tire tracks, making the road into a slot canyon of sorts.

At first glance, I thought the right-hand wall was the stupendously high ice Wall from the tv show Game Of Thrones.

by Evelyn-uary ;

@MostlyHarmless and the US paid for it...

by Carsten Franke ;

@MostlyHarmless you COULD scale it, but there’s just more snow on the other side 🤷‍♂️

by stony kark ;

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Very good!

by Melinda ;

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That’s the one on our northern border. It keeps out the White Walkers.

by JasonFromCanada ;


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@MostlyHarmless based

by jack 💥 ;


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Nice.

by Bruce Elrick ;


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@MostlyHarmless s/Universe/ChatGPT/g

by TheStrangelet :bc: ;

@MostlyHarmless AKA Schrödinger's door.

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Man, you’re driving a $300,000 Maserati; you can lose the vanity plate. We get it already.


@MostlyHarmless 😆 And we have a pretty good idea of your politics too 🤨

by Whiskers ;


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No, I’m not “done sleeping.” In fact, I will never be done sleeping; I’m merely taking a break in order to earn money so that I may keep my bed in its current, climate-controlled location.



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Best dog chew toy EVER.



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This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in three days during middle school.



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At Dominos Ridge, ( large tech community ) workers were slammed as the computer was printing out orders faster than employees could box up and hand out pies. 8 ppl waiting, five pies at finished at end of oven.

Yes, some low paid peeps do work hard!
:(
Bill

by Bill Sharpe Gadfly ;


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It’s always “Mental Health Tips” and never “Here’s less work and more pay.”


@MostlyHarmless yes. This is classic individualization of problems. I’m an organizational developer and I always say: fix your work environment before you dare offer meditation or resilience training.

by Maike Küper ;


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Well, today was a complete waste of clean clothes.



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Emo printer.



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Every post about politics in Canada feels like we are all sitting inside of a burning house arguing about which brand of gasoline we should buy.



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