Chris Hallbeck
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Cartoonist. Animator.
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(For this joke pretend I live in an apartment building owned by two ducks and they live on the first floor and I’m walking down the stairs to give them my rent check.)
Me: (loudly) Time to pay the bills!
@Chrishallbeck I want a drawing of this joke 😁
by Wildduck ;
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When I do the laundry I always get tricked by my wife’s pants as I spin them round and round trying to check the pockets that don’t exist.
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To get your adult name, take your childhood first name and replace it with “I’m so” and then change your last name to “tired.”
@Chrishallbeck
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I want to see a local ice cream truck put on snow tires and drive around selling hot chocolate, shovels and sidewalk salt.
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