I'm not sure Ms. Obot and I have an "Our Song," but we definitely have an "Our Joke," and here it is.
A priest and a nun were traveling on church business. When they arrived at the hotel they found there was only one room left. The priest was was dismayed, but there was nothing to do but take the room.
When they arrived in the room, they saw there was only one bed, and no sofa.
The priest said to the nun, "You take the bed, and I will sleep on the floor."
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Obot 50549535 ❄️
He took a pillow from the bed, and a spare blanket from the closet, and lay down on the floor.
He was almost asleep when the nun said, "Father, I'm sorry to disturb you, but I am really quite cold."
The priest got up, went to the closet for another blanket, spread it over the nun, and lay back down on the floor.
He was again almost asleep when the nun said, "Father, I'm sorry to bother you again, but I am still cold. Can you think of anything to make me warmer?"
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The priest got up again, went to the closet for yet another blanket, carefully spread it over the nun, tucked it in, and lay back down on the floor.
He was once again almost asleep when the nun said, "Father, I'm still quite cold, and Father, I think the Lord would not really mind if, just for this one night, we were as man and wife."
The priest sighed. "Ok, sister. Ok. Then get up and get your own damn blanket."
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