delivery options in the UK:
UPS: our drivers are wearing shorts 365 days of the year. this magically results in packages arriving. we're not sure how this works either.
Royal Mail: is it a letter? we're good at letters. haven't quite got the hang of boxes though.
Yodel: we thought about delivering it and it's the thought that counts.
Evri, wearing a fake moustache and a t-shirt that says "totally not Hermes": your package has been thrown in a bush just off the M6. fuck you.
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In response to this post@gsuberland our FedEx person will leave their "undeliverable" sticky notes when they can't get into the building, without specifying which of the fifty apartments the package was for
I've never gotten a useful tracking number from one of those
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