Ben's Post

I see the right-wing American media has already blamed the gays for the wildfires. At what point are you gay enough to cause acts of god (acts of gayd)? What if you're a bit gay? What if you just have gay thoughts sometimes? What if you just like knitting and fancy teas? Is it a scale? Can I cause a small fire if I'm a bit gay? I basically want to know at what point you get the magic powers.