Nullstring 🏴‍☠️'s Post

its so wild when my wife gets jealous and when my wife cackles like a bog witch when i tell her about interactions ive had with women

shit like, the lady at the weed store asks me out, she bog witch cackles.

the waitress at the bar says she likes me and gives me a shot glass and tells me to keep bringing it back to her, bog witch.

i tell her a lady said she liked my track suit and shes like "oh, who was that?"