WIZARD ACADEMY DROPOUT's Post

THINGS I WILL DO ON THIS ACCOUNT:
-MAKE EXCELLENT POSTS
-BE ENDLESSLY CHARMING AND FUNNY
-FURTHER MY MAGICAL RESEARCH OUT OF BOTH GENUINE CURIOSITY AND ALSO SPITE DIRECTED AT THE MEMBERS OF ACADEMIA WHO HAVE WRONGED ME

THINGS I WILL NOT DO ON THIS ACCOUNT:
-I WILL NOT HEX YOUR NEIGHBOR'S DOG. JUST TALK OUT YOUR PROBLEMS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. OR I CAN JUST HEX YOUR NEIGHBOR INSTEAD WHY BRING THE DOG INTO IT