triz's Post

i hope i never end up infamous enough that they're parsing my social media on the evening news. "ms. burgers, who claimed to be '69 years young,' appears to have been motivated by her love of 'sh*dding, p*ssing, and straight up j*rkin it. she appealed multiple times to xi jinping to send her $20 in unmarked german bearer bonds, invade the west coast to stop the greater seattle polycule, and 'blot out that bastard sun once and for all.' she is survived by her 17 large adult sons, all named geoph"